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Ok, just so you all know, that is a Franken-picture. I used a picture that I took for my sling directions and made myself skinny, then I used the head of a picture that was taken two years ago. But I didn’t go overboard, I didn’t make myself any skinnier than I am when I’m in good shape (less so actually). And the original head was pretty scary, it was one of those lazy eye, double chin deals. And lets be honest, I couldn’t very well put pictures of fat me on my website, no one would buy anything! I need people to say “Wow, if I buy that baby sling then I will be as beautiful and skinny as those women, I’m willing to fork over the big bucks for that.”

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