Out of the Mouth of Emma

Emma “Achoo, Achoo”

Mom “Bless you, Sneezer.”

Emma “No! I mame a EMMA!”

Fair enough

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Hi, I'm Courtney

I'm a full-time working, spazzy BJJ white belt (three years running), formerly single mom of six kids who is now managing a blended family and a high maintenance dog. I love to make messes and not cleaning them up, marketing, and eating white-trash food (much to the chagrin of my hipster husband and ever-shrinking collection of pants).

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Out of the Mouth of Emma

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