Dear Republican Establishment,
Stop telling me who to vote for. Stop telling me who can and can’t win the nomination, and stop telling me who can and can’t win the presidential election. Stop telling me who’s ideas will and will not work.
Stop telling me who “looks presidential” and stop acting like that makes a difference in anyone’s qualifications. Washington had horrible teeth, Adams was fat, Madison was a shrimp, Lincoln likely had Marfan Syndrome, and don’t even get me started on the various facial hair (can I get a collective shudder?).
And for the love of Pete, STOP telling me to vote for Mitt Romney! IF I vote for him, it will be because I think he’s the best. Not you.
P.S. You hated Reagan too. You said he could never win. We all know how accurate that prophecy was.